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Apple

The "logo" for "Apple"

Apple Inc., formerly Apple Computer, Inc., is an American multinational corporation headquartered in Cupertino, California that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software and personal computers. Its best-known hardware products are the Mac line of computers, the iPod music player, the iPhone smartphone, and the iPad tablet computer. Its software includes the OS X and iOS operating systems, the iTunes media browser, the Safari web browser, and the iLife and iWork creativity and production suites. The company was founded on April 1, 1976, and incorporated as Apple Computer, Inc. on January 3, 1977. The word "Computer" was removed from its name on January 9, 2007, reflecting its shifted focus towards consumer electronics after the introduction of the iPhone.

The TruthEdit

Apple, is really a company that wishes to kill you. They use their subliminal messaging to brain wash you until you're right when they can "see" you. The fact the company was founded on April fools day says it all, it is all part of one massive April fools joke that goes on for years and years and the joke ends when you're six feet under with your iPhone lodged between your hands and your chest, only then are they satisfied with their evil doings.

How will they kill you, you ask? Well it all starts with you buying your apple product, it may be a mac or a phone but its without a doubt going to cost you $100+ , you may think "This will last me a long time, but its worth it, right?" WRONG! Because within the space of a year a newer version of that same product is released and then you buy that one. The same pattern is repeated every year and without even realizing it, you haven't just bought a mac or a phone, you've bought all the apple products you can find and you end up paying 5% of your monthly salary, your wife has left you, your has has been sold and your begging on the streets due to hunger. You die without a trace and Steve Jobs is laughing on his demonic throne.