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Cancer chart

The crab in the sky, people call is cancer.

Cancer is a chronic communicable curable disease.

How it is causedEdit

It is caused when you look at some cancerous post. People Spider-man, Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy, Voldemort, Dr. Adolf Hitler died by it, because of shortage of its cure (RIP). Many other causes are listening to Justin Beiber, watching fridge, radioactive aliens, etc.


It's cure is Nothing. Nothing is made by nothing in no time. Hospitals with red plus (+). Santa Clause gives the cure to many kids.

Mythology Edit

There are myths like cancer is incurable and non-communicable disease. Many other myths are there like cancer is caused by tobacco, U.V. rays, etc. All these are lies.