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The Truth Edit
The truth is that Kennedy is still alive. He was drugged and kidnapped by Governor John Connolly in an attempt to one day produce Kennedy clones. Oswald was hired by Connolly to fire a bullet that appeared to hit Kennedy in order to distract everyone and give Connolly time to drug Kennedy. What he did not count on was Oswald being an absolutely terrible sniper and missing twice before getting close. On the third shot, Oswald actually hit Connolly, severely injuring the governor as he shoved a needle into Kennedy, drugging the president into a state that appeared to be death. After Conally got out of the hospital, he paid off the morgue attendant and recovered Kennedy's unconscious body. He took Kennedy back to his hidden lab where he began his cloning process. To avoid further suspicion, Conally faked his death in 1993 and continues his work to this day. Expect the first matured Kennedy clone to run for president in 2020.