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The Truth Edit
Justin Bieber was born in Russia. He wasn't a human at this stage - he was a female rat. Some point in his life he snuck aboard a GOD ship and sailed to Canada. When there, he was mutated by all the toxic waste and took on the appearance of a human. He traveled to New York, where he met Mario. He was influenced by him and became a Communist. Later, he was found by LOSDES and was implanted with hypnotism machines in his vocal cords. Bieber used the machines to hypnotize almost all of the teenage girls in America. The rumors about Bieber coming from YouTube was a rumor about Bieber's connection with Wikia and Wikipedia, two other Internet sites. He is constantly searching for girls on the Internet and has not found anyone. Working side by side with LOSDES and Katy Perry, Bieber will soon conquer the world.