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Katy Perry is a so-called "artist" and superstar known for such classics as "I kissed a girl and liked it" and "Hot and cold". Perry has millions of "Fans" all across the world, and is thought of as one of the most successful female artists of our generation.

The Truth Edit

Of course, we here at the Conspiracies Wiki, as always, know the terrifying truth. Firstly, we're immune to the normal brainwashing techniques from the radio, (as if anyone listens to it) so we can listen to the real music, and it's really bad — honest, it's the worst thing since the Black Eyed Peas. We know that Katy Perry is actually working for the Communists and has been infiltrating one of the most vulnerable outlets of our society: The Music Industry. In-fact, if you listen closely to her "lyrics", you will find it saturated with Subliminal Messaging and Marxist propaganda.

Of course, it would be bad enough that Katy Perry is a communist, but, disturbingly, the truth is, she's also a robot!

She's a robot Edit

Katy Perry

"Katy Perry" as a "human"

You see, back in the 60's, the Russians were trying to perfect a way to control the masses using a lovable, as well as easily believable female robot. After months of research, their first prototype, Marilyn Monroe, was ready to be released into the world to complete her task of assassinating the US president. The operation was a complete success, and Monroe was released from her duties as a secret agent. In 1991, after the end of the Cold War, The government cut funding to the secret laboratory, and it was ultimately shut down.

However, 10 years later in 2001, LOSDES found the old laboratory and adopted it as the new primary scientific research branch of their organization. they used the technology there to create a new weapon the likes of which the world had never seen before. They called it Katy Perry.

Objectives Edit

Katy Perry is a startling example of how LOSDES is secretly brainwashing us without our even knowing it. And there is reason to believe that Perry is only the beginning. We can only begin to imagine what horrors are yet to come. Of course, now that you know the truth you may be able to avoid indoctrination into this evil terrorist organization.