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The government is a complete lie. You, the fool communist you are, are falling for the lies that they have been telling you.

The Truth Edit

The truth is that the government is secretly plotting to take over the LOSDES, League of Super Dooper Evil Stuff, by perfectly, sneakily plotting against the people of the United States. They are planting extremely micro super chips in the people's brains and making everyone fall for their foolish communist beliefs. By doing so, the people of the country will fall for the government and do what they say, assuming the are always right.

They will take advantage of this and continue to further brainwash you and have the citizens take over the country and eventually Canada as well. The government is not trying to help you. It is a complete lie.